[Oh, it's on. Though she's not going to tell you, because that gives her the element of surprise. And that will be her chief weapon, surprise. Surprise and hiding, those are her two chief weapons...]

Of course not, but they still really believe you're a terrible monster. And no matter how outwardly you try to broadcast that fact, you'll never match what they're capable of. [Is... is that a genuine smile, as opposed to a smirk?] Only a precious few of us know the truth.

[SHE KNEW SHE WAS HER BESTEST BESTIE! *SHOT*]